Willy Wonka for President!

Category: Musings That's just R Kane TV and other distractions Written by R Kane / October 12, 2016

Good afternoon my people, I hope this hump day finds everyone swimming easily up stream toward the weekend. Just think, depending on where you live, your either over halfway through the day or its behind you and your headed for the weekend like a slow moving bullet. First, though, before we go any further I want to send out my prayers and well wishes for all those in the Carolinas and Florida who were hit by Hurricane Matthew over the weekend. I especially want, need, everyone to think of those in Haiti who are now facing a long road with a heavy load to get back to normalcy. I can’t even imagine what those on that island must face now daily to get by. I’ll ask the Great Spirit to watch and aid all those affected, grant them relief and hope for each day.

I wish I could say the same for the Republican Nominee, but I’m pretty sure there is no saving his soul at this point. You all know what happened this week, what the man said about women. Hell, I was pretty sure he doesn’t have soul and after hearing what he said I am 100% sure now, the man is heartless. Now I know in the past I have said I would never talk about my political leanings, and I won’t be saying anything on that today with the exception I find it very embarrassing for my country right now. We’ve been given two choices to lead this country and neither are what we Americans need right now, but in the end as we always do we’ll pick the least evil of the two.

Me, I’m doing a write-in. Oh yeah, I’m voting for Willy Wonka. I figure we could all use a little fun in our lives, ‘Pure Imagination’, and who doesn’t want to see a cabinet full of Oompa Loompa’s! Can’t you see it, Willy’s having a Presidential press conference and some reporter ask a serious question about our relationship with Russia and before you know it out comes the Presidential Cabinet singing away.

Oompa Loompa, Dooptiy Doo, I’ve got a little riddle for you.

Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee, if you are wise you’ll listen to me.  

What do you get when ask a question like that?

An answer that’s not a lie but a truthful fact!

The man is a troll and so awfully droll, he looks like that High School Principal everyone makes fun of!

Yeah, can’t you see it! Everyone…anyone…ok, I can tell by the sound of chirping crickets that wasn’t one of my best ideas. That last part didn’t rhyme, so sue me, I suck at singing Oompa Loompa songs. Still, I think an Oompa Loompa as Secretary of Defense would be awesome!

Well, it’s time to cut this blog entry short my friends. I’ll try and get back in here on Friday. Till then, I hope everyone has an easy rest of the week and as always spread the good word that is R Kane.

See you all soon!



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